KELLIEPAYNETELLEM.

soldierboy may not be the best rapper alive.... but the lilnikka is really funny to me.
so.....dowhatitdo.

www.nikkapleeese.edu

if yu wanna deeztypes. ....do me a favor. play on i-10 east towards beaumont. (where the huge ass killer ass trucks be speedin thru like its nothin) stankyou kindly:)

dancin ass nikkas. the kind that do the dougie&stankylegg FULLOUT. be havin 6 eight counts worth of choreography & shit. ..rehearsed it before they got to the club & shit. lol.

compulsive liars. lying about shit that i would totally be cool with. lying about shit that i already done investigated & found out the truth to. sigh. i just be thinkin "seriously dude? oh yeh? thaswusup" lol.

lazys. dont like goin out. just wanna "chill" all the time. 'no adventure havin ass' nikkas. (yawwwnn x10)

selfish nikkas. they want you do what they want all time. come when they want you come. wait on them. be down for whatevr they say or wanna do. pleeesse. wrongkellie.

at the same time i hate nikkas who let me run all ovr them. sure it can be fun bein in charge, but i like to be put in my place sometimes. if you let me run shit, il fuck around & take ovr the world.... you dnt want that:) lol.

scary nikkas. they be scared to say something when another nikka try to holla at cha. or if another nikka diss you, they act like they didnt hear em.

'love the attention' ass nikkas. my men tend to be 'pretty'. so they get alot of attention. but when you love the shit & get off on it, its a turnoff. you spose to be laidback witit. like its nothin.

ignorant ass nikkas. they know they be wrong but they try to flip it around & make it seem like your the one thats trippin. they like to fukup but dont wanna hear you call em out on it....... they favorite phrase is "you trippin." trip deez nuts.

sneaky ass nikkas. dontdome. im not in the mood to play CSI investigation. and im really good at that game so .....no. you dnt want it.

nikkas with no goals, no ambitions. you gotta be in school or have a job. one of the two. either is fine.

nohumor ass nikkas. laugh. crack a joke. relax. dnt be so serious all the time. lifes a fkn party right.

cheap ass nikkas. im no golddigger. matterfact i always offer to pay for my ownshit. its nothin. but if you aint got no $ dont ask me to go out. its just the point.

nikkas who only come around at night. i look good in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening. ...not just at night. youll get the boot if that becomes a routine.

nikkas who holdbak to much. uhmm.. you might wanna give me SOME insight cause if i dont know the gameplan & im walkin around clueless, ...youll get left. in the toilet like shit.

nikkas who hate to talk. if theres a problem lets talk about it & get it out the way. dnt avoid it. that shows you aint that manly & are intimidated by confrontation. losers:)

limelight ass nikkas. gotta be in the middle of the crowd. live at the club. wont sit down for 6 seconds when they got on they favorite outfit & shit. ewwww.

no style havin ass nikkas. must have a freshcut or freshdreads.. whatever. clean shoes. & an earring.

cocky ass nikkas. like move arounnd the riverbend with that 'imsofresshhtodeath' shit.

bugaboos. just......no thanks.

im a very irritable female when it comes to dudes. so the more i think of shit. the more i'll add. im not gonna say bye cus ill totally be bak:)

it aint trickin if you got it.

why do people say this shit?
the only exception to this rule is FAMOUS PEOPLE.
they got it like that. they can hand shit out & not miss it.
but for all us regular folk,
we in mothfkin recession.
aint nobody got it like that to just be handing shit out.
so if you are, you want SOMETHiNG in return
whether it sex, attention, affection, time, ... whatevr.
whether you got it or not is irrelevant.
TRiCKiN iS TRiCKiN. ... trick:)

no one on d corner.

if you have swag DO NOT and i repeat... DO NOT ANNOUNCE it.
you should not have to inform us.
we will see it. or not. whatevr.
whats understood aint gotta be explained.
so if you have it. just stfu & have it. & chill.

21questions.

1. who gave those ' i cant stop the music' dudes frm bet a show & a record deal. trippin.
2. who invented tony yayo & why.
3. how come chinese/japanese people can dance so damn good.
4. why dont big people jus smkesumtin if they wanna loose weight. lol. imjussayin.
5. who dfuk do poepoes think they r.
6. how do the kukluxklans feel now that a black man rules the nation.
7. who writes the scripts to familyguy.
8. why make the bed if you just gon get right bak in it.
9. what do babys be thinkin in them lil heads.
10. & jus wth do dudes be thinkin. i really am lost.
11. why couldnt johnny bravo ever pull.
12. why do they make mentallyill people ride the short bus. sonot kool. nopoint.
13. doesnt tyra try to hard to be 'normal' or is it me.
14. why do it look like the construction wrkers be tearin & rebuildin shit that dnt need to be fixed. be fukin shit up worser. just to say they on the clock i guess.......
15. why is there traffic. if everyone would jus drive at constant speed & stop bullshtn.
16. whos the hater that thought of puttin cameras on stoplights.
17. why waste water when you can share a shower:)
18. how come i never win shit.
19. why do tx/florida folk talk similiar & we far awy. but tx/lousiana folk talk different & we right next door.
20. what happened to wildnout. shit was funny. nick fell in luv&sht. i guess he like f it.
21. why did eric benet cheat on halleberry. nikka she halleberry!